Well maybe not THE Grosvenor in Buckingham Palace Road...
But just look at the advantages:

  • definitely not a 1hr15min journey!
  • definitely not a per-head charge of £29 - £42.95!
  • definitely no strict dress code!

So if you are a girl, woman, lady or female and you would like to wear what you like, for a really good afternoon tea - with no charge - in your neighbourhood, please let Lisa know!